Thursday, August 25, 2005
FEMA Phone Call
So about 3 weeks ago I sent a letter to FEMA (printed in a previous post) asking them to stop sending us money after hurricanes. Well, they called me at my office today. I hate talking on the phone, so I let them leave a message. I am pondering on whether or not I shold call them back. The letter was probably forwarded to their "Disgruntled Retiree With a Lot of Free Time" department. I am thinking that if I call them back the conversation could go one of three ways:
1. Thank you for your concern, Mr. Gifford, your request has been noted and we will consider your comments if time permits.
2. Thank you for your concern, Mr. Gifford, we now realize your superior level of intellect and we would like to offer you the position of Grand High Exhaulted Mystic Ruler of FEMA.
3. Thank you for your concern, Mr. Gifford, thanks to The Patriot Act your name is now on a governemnt watch list and your phone and email are being closely monitored.
4. Thank you for your concern, Mr. Gifford, we now realize and fear your superior level of intellect so we have requested that Pat Robertson add you to his assassination list.
I will ponder the thought of retunring the call and keep everyone informed.
1. Thank you for your concern, Mr. Gifford, your request has been noted and we will consider your comments if time permits.
2. Thank you for your concern, Mr. Gifford, we now realize your superior level of intellect and we would like to offer you the position of Grand High Exhaulted Mystic Ruler of FEMA.
3. Thank you for your concern, Mr. Gifford, thanks to The Patriot Act your name is now on a governemnt watch list and your phone and email are being closely monitored.
4. Thank you for your concern, Mr. Gifford, we now realize and fear your superior level of intellect so we have requested that Pat Robertson add you to his assassination list.
I will ponder the thought of retunring the call and keep everyone informed.
# posted by The Professor @ 1:14 PM 
