On the first day of my summer vacation...

So it has been a while since I said anything bad about the MBA program at Rollins. Here is something that I wrote during my last semester of the "accelerated" program. Mind you that I had time to write this WHILE I was taking 4 classes and WHILE I was teaching 3 classes and WHILE I was working on a freelance writing project and WHILE I was able to make it out to the pool everyday to work on my grad school tan. If you are not familiar with the Bud Light Real Men of Genius commercials then this will make no sense to you at all...

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Non-challenging MBA Professor
(Mr. Non-challenging MBA Professor)
You teach us what we need to know…the cost drivers for the ferrets living at Miskatonic University (Barbarian Sword!)
Some students can valuate a company, some can barely determine operating income...that’s OK though, they’ll all get 97.5 on their project.
(Half way between 95 and 100!)
The competition is fierce, but you can handle it. Up against the likes of Nova Southeastern, University of Phoenix, and Guam College...what have they got that you don’t…online courses.
(I thank God for the Internet!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Earl of Unemployment. You put the “B” in MBA…and the “umm” back in Crummer.
(Mr. Non-challenging MBA Professor)